Rants, raves and laughs about the shit that happens in my life. And just because I can, I'll also be dishing the dirt on anyone else who I know dirt about. Bwa-Ha! Bwa-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!
now Chris, you know that if they find out you've been up to your old tricks again they'll put you back in the hospital. Besides, what would your old girlfriend Flossy say?
Flossy! Goddamn bitch ruined three pairs of my wellys, ate half my sofa then ran off with a taffy. Last time I heard from her she was getting her jollies on the edge of cliff in Llanelly, there's no justice in this world.